December 11, 2010 § 2 Comments
Me: I think this shirt is too small.
Ethan: Don’t worry about it. You’re not fat.
Me: I wasn’t saying I thought I was fat- I was saying it shrunk in the wash! Do you think I’m fat?!
Ethan: Holy crap.
November 16, 2010 § 6 Comments
This conversation took place over my request that Ethan wear a shirt during meal times.
Ethan: But I have to let my body breathe!
Me: It breathes at night.
Ethan: But it’s under covers.
Me: It breathes in the shower.
Ethan: But it’s under water.
Me: Women don’t ever get to let their bodies breathe, and we’re okay.
Ethan: No you’re not. That’s why you don’t live as long.
Me: What? Women live longer than men!
Ethan: But is that really living?