November 16, 2010 § 6 Comments
This conversation took place over my request that Ethan wear a shirt during meal times.
Ethan: But I have to let my body breathe!
Me: It breathes at night.
Ethan: But it’s under covers.
Me: It breathes in the shower.
Ethan: But it’s under water.
Me: Women don’t ever get to let their bodies breathe, and we’re okay.
Ethan: No you’re not. That’s why you don’t live as long.
Me: What? Women live longer than men!
Ethan: But is that really living?
November 11, 2010 § 1 Comment
Why I shouldn’t ask my fiance for clothing advice.
Me: Ethan, does this shirt go with this jacket? I bought the shirt because I needed something for under the jacket.
Ethan: You look tiny.
Ethan: The shoulders are huge on your little body. I think it’s too big for you.
Me: No, I LIKE the jacket! I was asking you if the SHIRT goes with it!
Ethan: Oh! Well… no, I would have gone with orange.